Josh Preston - A Most Pleasant Apocalypse
Without knowing it, I wrote a theme song about this very day. Maybe I'll change my name to Folkstradamus. While you're waiting for the world to end, enjoy this little ditty. Lyrics below:
But I might be a little late
I have a hard time getting out of bed these days
You probably noticed
Thanks for saving me a seat
I'm so happy I am able to sit comfortably
I'll try not to move and if I do I'm truly sorry
Please excuse me
The lights start to dim and the apocalypse begins
Hell will make a cameo appearance
What you did was bad but what your neighbors did was worse
Now we're all swimming towards the end of the world
Went once or twice to the DMV
This is really nothing compared to that
The headless horseman don't even need a license
And their f'ing headless
Fire and brimstone are raining down
I needed to go and get new wipers anyway
This used car looked like new now it's a flaming ball of goo
I'm concerned if this is covered by my insurance
Cause all I have is minimum coverage
Hell will make a cameo appearance
What you did was bad but what your neighbors did was worse
Now we're all swimming towards the end of the world